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This article is most the short. For the Strong Bad Email, run across interview. For the real-globe interviews, see Interviews and Public Appearances.

"Well, if you take a look at my reh-zoom..."

Strong Bad has decided to interview Homestar to notice out what his "freakin' problem" is. As expected, the process is quite painful.

Bandage (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, The Crook

Places: Smoky Office, Marshmallow's Last Stand, The Field

Date: on or before June 4, 2002

Running Fourth dimension: 2:47

Folio Title: Interview

Folio Championship for unfinished version: Metro.pop Interview

DVD: Everything Else, Book 1

Contents

• ane Transcript
• ii Fun Facts
  • 2.1 Trivia
  • 2.2 Remarks
  • 2.3 Goofs
  • 2.four Inside References
  • two.5 Real-World References
  • 2.half dozen Fast Forward
• 3 DVD Version
  • iii.1 Commentary Transcript
• 4 External Links

[edit] Transcript

{opens with Stiff Bad on a typewriter in the Smoky Office, which has the words "Strong Bad; Total Journalist" on the window. The "photographic camera" rotates around Stiff Bad}

STRONG BAD: {narrating, typing} Truly there are few guys as stupid every bit Homestar Runner. Merely I wanted to unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments, and get downwards to the chewy caramel middle of this no-armed whitey. What I plant was not pretty. It was slimy and evil-smelling and kinda stung my eyes.

{cut to Marshmallow's Concluding Stand, where Strong Bad is sitting. We can see Homestar walk past several times while he talks.}

STRONG BAD: {narrating} So, Dumbstar has me come across him in this fruity footling marshmallow stand he e'er goes to. He kept me waiting for a good one-half hour and I actually watched him walk by the identify three or four times before he finally came in.

{Homestar enters and sits downwardly.}

STRONG BAD: What the crap were y'all doing out there?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Out where?

Stiff BAD: Outside! I watched yous prance past, like, five times, homo.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I doubt it. I collection.

Strong BAD: You don't ain a machine.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, y'all're probably correct.

STRONG BAD: Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhh, I didn't bring whatever. I drove.

STRONG BAD: Augh, this is gonna be painful.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What, the tacks? I bet. Try not to sit on 'em.

STRONG BAD: No, stupid! This is an interview!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, well permit me to introduce myself. My name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to your company.

Stiff BAD: Okay, shut up. Now, commencement question: What'due south your freakin' problem?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {hands over a grocery list} Well if you have a expect at my resume {pronounces it "reh-zoom"}, you'll see that I accept quite a bit of feel in many different related fields.

STRONG BAD: Cut the crap! Only tell me what your freaking trouble is!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I tin't really think of whatsoever.

STRONG BAD: {groaning} Ohhhh. Moving on. I've heard that y'all savor prancing around similar an idiot. Is this true?

{Homestar is outside prancing around.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} La-dee-la-da-da-la-dee.

STRONG BAD: I suppose that answers my question. {Homestar enters and sits down.} At present, tell us almost your girlfriend Marzipan. What's her deal?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: She told me today that she thinks your baking has really improved lately.

STRONG BAD: Oh, my blistering, eh? I similar to relish baking every in one case and once again.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Interesting. I'll take note of that. {pulls out a notepad and pen} And then, what else do y'all practice in your spare time?

Strong BAD: Well, I like to do the Jumble sometimes and —hey, look! I'chiliad request the questions hither! So, who exercise you remember would win in a fight: Strong Sad or The Cheat?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, human being. That's non even fair.

{Cuts to The Field with Strong Sad and The Cheat. As Homestar talks, what he says is added to the scene.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} The Cheat would win with both hands duct-taped behind his back, and with trivial pieces of duct record covering his optics, and Strong Lamentable could have a spear even.

{The Cheat jumps on Strong Sad, knocking him down, and the spear flies behind the Cheat, cutting the duct tape from his hands as it sticks in the footing. The Cheat and so removes the duct tape from his eyes and grabs the spear.}

Strong Distressing: En garde?

{cuts back to Marshmallow's Final Stand.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa-ho-ho! Good answer. We might accept to set that up someday.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, yeah, that'd exist groovy.

STRONG BAD: Well, it tin only go downwards from here, then... leave of my face.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {outside prancing effectually, singing} La-dee-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-doo-doo...

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

• Homestar's grocery list reads:
  

eggs
beans
five
dentifrice
manlike nachos
jam

• Dentifrice is "a powder, paste, or liquid for cleaning the teeth".
• The s'south are written backwards.

[edit] Remarks

• This is the first time that Homestar's spoken communication impediment and lack of artillery are explicitly mentioned.
• In the Yello Dello commentary, Strong Bad states that he has never worn oven mitts. Nevertheless, he does savour baking, as revealed past this cartoon and is reinforced in the first installment of Marzipan's Answering Machine, also as The Best Decemberween Ever.
• When Homestar talks, the edges of his eyes and chapeau vary with each mouth shape.
• When Homestar walks into Marshmallow's Concluding Stand, you hear nothing even though in that location is a bell attached to the door. The bong can be seen when Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are shown from the side.
• Both Strong Sad and The Cheat are shown in their older designs in this toon.
• The shadow of the window blinds does not completely match up with the actual window. The straps that hold up the blinds are not seen in the shadow and neither are the drawstrings.
• Strong Bad's silhouette is black, while Homestar's is blueish.
• Annotation some of the following differences from the finished version in the unfinished version:
  • Strong Bad says "Thanks for your time" instead of "Get out of my face" at the terminate.
  • Homestar does not pull out his pen and notebook.
  • Homestar does not pass Stiff Bad his shopping list résumé.
  • Homestar walks by in the gild left, right, left, instead of e'er walking to the left.
  • Strong Bad waits until later Homestar sits down in the chair to say, "What the crap were you doing out there?"
  • Strong Sad doesn't say "en garde" when he is fighting The Crook.
  • Strong Bad's eyes appear in an older style, without the newer gleam.
  • There are no sound effects in the sequence with Strong Pitiful and The Cheat, also as the opening typewriter sequence.
  • Potent Bad'southward part door isn't shown at the beginning.
  • Stiff Bad and Homestar do non movement their mouths while talking several times.
  • The bushes in the groundwork, particularly in Potent Sad and The Cheat'southward scene, are drawn in a shorter, less detailed way.
  • The words "Marshmallow'due south Terminal Stand" and the bong aren't on the door.
  • Homestar isn't seen prancing past the window at the cease.
  • The toon repeats itself.
  • The unfinished toon's page URL link is interview2.html when the new i's is interview.html making it seem similar the older toon was made after the new 1.
  • There is no navbar in the unfinished version.
  • The tabular array at Marshmallow's Last Stand is textured, different the newer version of the toon where it looks smooth.
    • When the table is shown from the side view, it looks smooth similar the new version.
• Strong Bad says that the Marshmallow Stand that they interviewed at is "fruity". This is sometimes used as a derogatory term for homosexual.

[edit] Goofs

• The ashtray doesn't rotate with the residual of the Smoky Part.
• Stiff Bad's artillery are missing during the Smoky Office rotation scene.
• When the camera rotates to in front of Strong Bad, you tin see that his body becomes discrete from his head. When information technology'southward correct in forepart of him, you can see his cervix behind his right boxing glove as he's typing.
• The right side (from the viewer'due south perspective) of Stiff Bad's desk in the Smoky Office suddenly disappears when the view of the scene stops rotating.
• Whenever Homestar speaks, his hat bends a lilliputian bit and his eyes shapeshift a bit.

[edit] Within References

• The location of the interview is Marshmallow's Last Stand up, which was likewise featured in an erstwhile toon by the same proper noun.
• Homestar's prancing and singing is the same as in Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True.
• Strong Bad beginning asked Marzipan for help with baking in Marzipan'southward Answering Car Version one.0.

[edit] Real-World References

• Homestar's line, "Yeah, yeah, that'd be bully," is likely a reference to the character Neb Lumbergh in the Mike Approximate moving picture Office Space.

[edit] Fast Frontwards

• Strong Bad mentions that he enjoys doing Jumbles. This is likewise revealed in the e-mail caper, where Potent Bad and The Cheat interruption into Homestar's firm to steal his Jumbles.
• The room in which Stiff Bad is typing on a typewriter is the same as Dangeresque'south office in stunt double and dangeresque 3.
• Strong Sad actually beats The Cheat when they encounter each other during Maps and Minions towards the stop of Strong Badia the Free.

[edit] DVD Version

• The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To admission it, switch your DVD player's sound language selection while watching.

[edit] Commentary Transcript

(Commentary by: Mike Chapman, Homestar Runner)

MIKE: Total Journalist, eh, S—Matt, er, Potent Bad.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, it's Homestar!

MIKE: Oh, it's Homestar!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You are so mixed upwardly!

MIKE: Await at this 3D-ness right here, {incomprehensible} Homestar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {simultaneously} Whoa. Strong Bad has a flat face up.

MIKE: That—we used a—I recall we used a jib arm for that, perhaps?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: A jib—I similar the cutting of your jib arm, Mike.

MIKE: Thanks. And then, uh...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Look at that! Potent Bad's smoking it out!

MIKE: You lot know, we did this interview for a... magazine, Homestar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {simultaneously} A maze-a-gheen!

MIKE: A maze-a-gheen called Metropop and, uh—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I remember! It was Paul Frank!

MIKE: ...nosotros decided to make a drawing of it. And originally, it was just exclusive in the magazine; information technology had the URL, and—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That'southward right; it was secretly hidden!

MIKE: That's right.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And then we got away with—with not having to practise a cartoon one calendar week!

MIKE: There you are, Homestar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: 'Cause this was done. Wait; why's my shirt and so pink?

MIKE: It'due south not quite every bit cerise as information technology is nowadays, is it?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah!

MIKE: It's more of a magenta.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What gives? Turn upwardly my CMYK, Mike.

MIKE: {softly} Right.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Potent Bad's cervix seems longer than normal. {brief pause, Homestar in the toon says, "My name is Homestar Runner."} That'due south still true!

MIKE: I know. And so, y'all're interviewing for a job, here.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, I thought I was. Just then—

MIKE: {simultaneously} Accept you gotten a task yet?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I did! I think. I got hired... yeah, see.

MIKE: Your... your résumé has dentifrice on it.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {laughs} Yes.

MIKE: And beans.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {laughing} Right. I accept a lot of experience of experience in both... fields.

MIKE: Okay. Practise you accept teeth?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Umm, Mike, let's change the subject abruptly.

MIKE: {laughs}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: In that location I go! Um, so... why is my silhouette royal?

MIKE: I—I don't know. Information technology should be—I would prefer it to be black.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes. That was tha—Is that how you practice it these days?

MIKE: Aye.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah. Sometimes I go to this marshmallow place with Marzipan. {brief pause} Did you know that?

MIKE: I—I've seen you there once.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah. I said some—ti—1 times.

MIKE: Nosotros utilize that notebook a lot.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah!

MIKE: Nosotros've used that notebook that yous're using a few times since then.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Really? What else exercise I apply it?

MIKE: Well, I know Stiff Bad uses it.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh yes?

MIKE: Yes. Uh, a couple times.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh. This is unfair.

MIKE: People always—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I feel like this is mis—mitch-friction match—mitch-matched.

MIKE: People always electronic mail Strong Bad and ask him to prepare upwards the fight between The Cheat and Strong Sad.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But they only saw information technology!

MIKE: But they just saw it! Only they still—I don't become it!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Information technology was in my brains, simply they saw it.

MIKE: Information technology was in your brains?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I think.

MIKE: Yeah.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It was a little drippy in there.

MIKE: Yeah.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lookout man out. For some cognitive fluids.

MIKE: That'due south plenty, Homestar. I don't want to talk near you. Or talk to you.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sounding hurt} Oh.

[edit] External Links

• watch "The Interview"
• sentry "The Interview" on the former Flash site
• view the Flash file for "The Interview"
• watch an unfinished version of "The Interview" (not ever functional)
• view the Wink file for the unfinished version of "The Interview" (not e'er functional)

hatchblaint.blogspot.com

Source: http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Interview

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